Friday, February 16, 2007

Yar, These Ninja Stars Hurt

I have been sick for about a week now, but I’m not complaining. I read a crap-load of stuff and watched a ton of movies, which leads me to the topic of this post. Pirates VS Ninjas the comic by Antarctic Press is a must read for any pirate or ninja fan. The comic is hilarious and action packed! It’s as if some lab technician spliced Pirates of The Caribbean DNA with Beverly Hills Ninja DNA producing the crazy spawn that is Pirates VS Ninjas. This book has something for everyone; I’m not a big manga fan but if you are this book most defiantly will appeal to you. The only down fall is that the comic is in black and white, if it were printed in color I would probably have needed a change of underwear after reading the first two issues. Issue three is coming out in a very short time so go track down issues one and two both are still available through , whose side are you on?

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Super Bowl Half Time Report.

Sweet it’s Super Bowl Sunday, oh wait I’m not a basketball fan so I don’t care. The only thing more exciting would be the NFL’s Final Four. So I guess I will root for the home team or something. At least I’m not one of those morons that says “I only watch it for the commercials” those people are borderline mentally handicapped. Any other day of the year they would be pitching a fit because they’re favorite show Survivor was interrupted for some lame commercial, but not Super Bowl day, oh no that day the commercials become more important than the show itself. To quote Andy Milonakis “the Super Bowl is gay.” I don’t know what’s worse, guys dog-piling all over each other in skin tight paints or Prince, um the artist, um Prince, whatever the fairy’s name is doing the half time show. It’s pretty sad that the most memorable moments of past Super Bowls are the commercials and some two-dollar skank’s breast getting past the television sensors. Well that’s my half time report, so long and good night.